The "miracle" walking on water.
Did you ever see Back to the Future 2? That floating skateboard Marty had: it hovered just above the ground, by magnetism -or something. Jesus was like that. – Prof. Religious Studies, Jaime Vidaurrazaga, Emmanuel College
You heard it hear first, folks. Jesus time traveled from the future. He’s no messiah, just a schmuck trying to put one over on the ignorant people of yore.
Jesus walked on water with his hover board, from 2015. He used his advanced knowledge and technology to perform all those miracles. That’s how he predicted, and feigned, his own demise. And he didn’t resurrect. He escaped back to the future!
this is heavy.
this is heavy.