Crush on your English professor? If so, bone up on some of the hottest and most grammatically correct English professor pick-up lines available today. Next chance you get, drop one of these puppies:
“You and I make a good parallel structure”
“Here’s my thesis statement; let’s engage in sexual intercourse.”
“How’s this for a topic sentence? I find you very attractive. There’s a supporting detail in my pants.”
“I’m thinking of an action verb…”
“Let’s do some role playing. You’re the subject of the sentence and I’m preterit. What I say, you do.
“Your dress is like a good essay. Long enough to cover everything. And short enough to keep it interesting.”
Nice dude. You make those up?
“why dont we verb the adjective noun?”
So awesome.
nice, ill be picking up all the english teachers with those lines
yeah.
And the English professor hoes to prove it.